It takes an idiot to raise a retirement village....

Don't worry. This isn't a post about idiots or retirement villages. So, for those of you who are idiots or live in a retirement village, no need to get offended. This is a post about the random thoughts that come to me as I drive around town.
Don't out think the room...
Have you ever heard, or seen any of the McDonald's Snack wrap commercials? I think this is a case of McDonald's trying to "out think the room." This is what I call when someone is trying to prove how smart they are, or prove their existence. Mickey-D's cornered the market on greasy burgers and fries, and hot apple pies. (rhyme not intended) Why on Earth do they need a snack wrap? Let me just say, if you need some sort of chicken stuffed tortilla to get you through the day, you may need to change your eating habits. I haven't checked into the nutritional values on this thing, but I imagine if you eat one a day you may gain around 23 pounds. So, don't be like McDonald's. Don't out think the room.
My dad the "trend-setter"...
Recently, Brittney Spears shaved her head. Jack Niclalous did the same. With this recent trend, I have come to the conlusion that my dad is a trend setter. You see, my dad shaved his head at the beginning of the summer. Honestly, it doesn't look that great (no worries, he doesn't have a computer, or the internet). But neither does Britney's. I guess the next big trend in Hollywood will be eating at the Waffle House, going to BINGO, and avoiding the Olive Garden-- "'Cause, I don't like that Italian. Let's just go to Shoney's."
Apparently I am a bad throw-upper....
This weekend I got sick. Apparently there is some bug going around and I was lucky enough to get it. I think I lost like 16 pounds over the course of Sat night. Sunday I was discussing my pain laden, sleep deprived night with my wonderful bride, and she informed me that I am a bad "throw-upper." My question is...What makes a good "throw-upper?" Is there a certain form or sound? Should I have gone to seminary before I prayed to the procelan god. Did I need a drivers liscence to drive the big white bus? When I called Ralph on the house phone do I need a calling card?

That is all for now.