So, now that I have gotten your attention...

No, Jon, this isn't a post about Clemson Football. If anything, it would be about the University of Stolen Computers, but, it's not about that either.
Right now you are probably saying: "Brian deserves this, and I knew it would catch up to him at some point." As I write this, my own sister even called to tell me that she didn't turn me in, though she should have.
Don't worry, this isn't some lame attempt to get some street cred. Now, I know you are wondering what in the world someone like me could have done to be put in jail. I know you at least assume I am off to a white collar prison. Well, you would be wrong. I am going to a completely different kind of jail, and I need your help to make bail. Please, hear my sweet little girl's cry to help her daddy and open your heart, but more importantly, open your wallet.
On July 18, I am going to be arrested by the Muscular Dystrophy Association, and the judge has set my bail at $2,500.00.
Your donation toward my bail will not only let me go home to my girls, but it will also help many area children and adults with muscle disease by adding vital funds to MDA's research efforts. You can help by making a pledge toward my bail. The judge has given me a grace period between now and the time I have to show up with my bail (just call me Paris), so I need your help to get a head start raising the money.
For those of you who have blogs, I am asking for a shameless plug. I am hoping to be really surpised at how easily the money starts rolling in. (Annie thinks we won't get anything and I will rot in jail. Let's prove her wrong.)

Just to show what your $ will go towards:

$65 funds one minute of research
$100 funds one support group session
$200 funds one clinical diagnostic exam
$650 sends one child to MDA Summer Camp
$2,000 helps purchase a wheelchair, leg braces, or communication devices.

Give what you can. Every $ helps.

It's so easy even a Gamecock can do it. All you have to do is click here and make your donation online. Lives depend on it!

Thanks for your help,

Maddog Hilton